katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees, via maerchen-maedchen)

"don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you."
things to remember (via
broken-heavily)

(via hipsterschlampe)

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via hipsterschlampe)

"Am Schönsten sind wir, wenn wir niemandem gefallen wollen."
(via maleenkatharina)

(via abgeschlosseneskapitel)

"ZU ZWEIT EINEN BIERKASTEN TRAGEN IST EIN BISSCHEN SO WIE HÄNDCHEN HALTEN"
(via angstdavorangstzuhaben)

(via temperament-wie-feuer)

flirtay:

fast food workers say: NEVER order these items

ernbarassing:

is 2am an emotion

(Source: ernbarassing, via hipsterschlampe)

"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."
(via no6frahnocry)

(Source: sh-ocking, via unsympathisch)

when you start liking someone: ah fuck
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